Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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