question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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