how can u be prego again
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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