I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
3pm strippers are depressing
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Randomize
