im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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