If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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