He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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