Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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