did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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