Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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