we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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