Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
