Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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