rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
