You made me cry and you don't even care
im drinking this country out of the recession.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Im part way to drunk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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