You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
