PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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