i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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