Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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