i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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