forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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