You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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