I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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