I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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