so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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