i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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