Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
