let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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