i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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