so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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