i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she peed on how many people?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
did i just pee glitter
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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