so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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