i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
