I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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