he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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