All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
soo... how was my night?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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