He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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