I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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