Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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