why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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