A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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