But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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