Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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