im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Bang-toberfest begins!!
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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