gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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