I think scott just propositioned me for sex
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize