Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i love accidental penises.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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