3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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