How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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