Swine flu. Run for my life!
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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