But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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