I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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