I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
