never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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