I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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