I'm gonna have a badass scar
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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